...and my sarcastic responses.
Q: Are you really a scientist?
A:No, I just stand in the lab for decoration.
Q: They let women be scientists?
A: If we promise them our first-born child, yes.
Q: How can you be a scientist and a Christian?
A: I alternate. On odd days, I'm a scientist, and on even days, I'm a Christian.
Q: Oh, so you're like Walter White from Breaking Bad?
A: Yeah, except my drugs are way better than his.
Q: Can you make me some drugs?
A: Only if you want to be cellmates in prison.
These are just a few gems that I've been asked. It's a wonder I haven't smacked anybody. Yet.